Calpurnia

Susan Firkins (Wednesday's Teacher): Well, Wednesday brought in this picture: Calpurnia Addams.

Morticia: Wednesday's great-aunt Calpurnia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister.

Susan: ... Really?

Morticia: Oh, yes. But don't worry. We've told Wednesday college first.

- The Addams Family (Barry Sonnenfeld, 1991)

Father Jack

"That would be an ecumenical matter!"

- Father Ted, "Tentacles of Doom" s02e03 (1996)

Zeddemore

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!"

- Ghost Busters (Ivan Reitman, 1984)

Science love song

"If you broke up, I'd be no more. I'd give up H₂O for H₂SO₄."

Harry's birthday

"(...) Don’t let the Muggles get you down! Try and come to London,

   Ron

PS: Percy’s Head Boy. He got the letter last week."

- "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban",
chapter 1 "Owl post", J. K. Rowling

Friducha

"At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can."

- Frida (Julie Taymor, 2002)

Okay

- You okay?

- No.

- Good, good. There would be something very wrong if you were. There are some things we should never be okay about.

- "Doctor Who", s08e11