Thursday, 6 November 2014

Chemistry

"So when she told him that a few pills would make things even better, he went along for the ride. And you know what? She was right.

The pills made him feel good. Real good. Which got him thinking: Anyone can take a pill... but only a pharmacist knows how to make one.

Percocet (acetaminophen and oxycodone) is nice, but when spliced with atomoxetine and hydrocodone, the party could go on for hours.

Fentanyl blended with oxycodone made for a much more interesting day at work, and even more interesting lunch breaks.

He compiled his own personal grab bag of psychotropic creations for them to enjoy. He was elated, carefree, alive. The solution to his problems had, in fact, been lining his shelves all this time. Doug had found better living through chemistry."

- "Better Living Through Chemistry" (Geoff Moore & David Posamentier, 2014)