- But I always thought you were cool.
- Honey, I'm not cool. I was never cool. I didn't go to college, every CD I have, I bought at a car wash. Black-and-white films make me angry, I can't pronounce "artisanal.". I only know David Cross from the Chipmunks movie. Not only do I like Van Halen, but I think they keep getting better...
- The Simpsons s24e04 "The day Earth stood cool"
