Sense & Senility

"I want to be remembered when I'm dead.

I want books written about me.

I want songs sung about me.

And then hundreds of years from now,

I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age".

"Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more".

"The Bloody Murder of the Foul Prince Romero and His Enormously Bosomed Wife".

-  Edmund Blackadder
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